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Bendaying
Disappointed to discover that @cause is not followed by @effect. C'est la vie…?

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BenHasTourettes
Hey, what I do in my car at a red light is my business. Even if it technically did get all over the dashboard and the driver in the next car

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EasyLeesy
@buckhollywood What do the Jo Bros have in common with pinnochio? They all want to be real boys, and have issues with feeling woody.........

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THE_REAL_SHAQ
@oprah ur caps r on, btw

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KrystalSmith77
We just got our Blake Lewis T-Shirts a few minutes ago, can't wait to try thwem on! Sooooo Awesome!

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DavidArchie
Oh my heck, there are cats outside fighting and they're really loud! Hush cats! People are trying to sleep! You shouldn't fight anyway.

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molls
Well, I just got my period. That's awesome. Spent 2 weeks thinking I was going to have a fetal alcohol sitch on my hands.

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laurensbite
@nursedoublek best.tweet.ever! "you are like a drug to me!" hahaha! i love you.

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mossty34
Sorry to bother you @oliviamunn , but my girlfriend said you are the only one she would have a threesome with. Yes or no?

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EasyLeesy
Wingardium Leviosa. Viagra for Wizards

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