purplestar84
@iemcanadian is dessert a 60-year-old in your lap?
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aplusk
Grande jogo, veremos que no Campeonato do Mundo! mais uma coisa .... chupa-lo hahaha
aplusk
I think that Brazilians favorite american Phrase is "Suck it" hahahaha. Congrats on a great comback
SadaoTurner
If I were a soccer player, I'd carry a bicycle bell in my pocket and ring it mid-flight everytime I do a bicycle kick.
owlcity
When a jazz musician's clothes are all worn out, it's RAGTIME. HAHAHA! KABOOOOOOM!!!
RealRobMugabe
@TOther_Simon I'm hurt you mentioned me in the same breath as Chris Moyles. Am I really that horrible?
MrTeller
Just woke from a fitful dream about writing a long, sweeping novel with a hundred and forty different characters in it. Then I got the pun.
KrystalSmith77
WARNING, MY NEXT FEW TWEETS WILL BE ANNOYING.
churchpunkmom
olympic gymnast just slid right off the giant flying yellow dildo on ninja warrior..
KarenAlloy
Blargity blarg! Am I drunk? I feeeeel drunk! Hey! Hey! You! Omg I <3 u Sooooo much! Blargity? Blarg?