BonesMcCoy
Spock just unfriended me on Facebook. I think it's because I kept tagging him in his Pon Farr photos.
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LOD
OH: "Twitter means 'truth' in Swahili." "Yeah, but it means 'bullshit' in English."
megfowler
sarah palin's quitting politics like ann coulter's quitting evil.
michaelianblack
Spending the day feuding with @mshowalter has left me tired, but not as tired as when I was fucking his mom.
AlanWho
How To Be Rich: For every $100 you earn spend $20 on you. Donate $10 to charity. And bank the rest.
WSJ
BREAKING NEWS: Prosecutors get a $170 billion judgment against Bernard Madoff. Ruth Madoff agrees to give up nearly all ass..
jasonpontius
Active labor! Beatles on the stereo, Kate's facebooking, we sent her dad on a beer run. Yay home birth!
PRProPam
@SchereLLC That Obama shower curtain is amazing!!! I love cre8tive tweeple! :)
KandiConnection
everybody @SchereLLC gave me a custom Obama shower curtain. hit him up
TedMikulski
did you save a ton of money by switching to Geico? Then buy some art