BenHasTourettes
How in the hell did I get 201 friends on facebook? What the hell is wrong with you people? Don't you have a good judge of character?
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perlstein
Downer alert. A site will tell you statistically how you're likely to die: http://bit.ly/t41Kb Oddly there's no preventative info provided.
perlstein
At some random high school football game. Don't worry it's nothing weird, I'm just trying to meet chicks.
NatebStompin
Tuvok all over your asses! It's 'bout time we have a black Vulcan on security. Equality throughout the universe nigga! Fuck the Romulans.
stlpixurs
@idiot_girl No, that's the day my dad got laid. I was vaginally pooped into the world on April 14
nicepeter
General #Petraeus had prostate cancer. The leader of our military got fingered in the ass, repeatedly.
nicepeter
General #Petraeus had prostate cancer. The leader of our military got fingered in the ass, repeatedly.
familydinners
Mom: The next person who says something negative is going to their room. Dad: Fuck Brett Favre. Bye.
Skylten
@Sarah_Davey 11? CAN YOU GET AN ERECTION WHEN YOU'RE ELEVEN?
thomasmccallum
billy... 'what time is harry potter showing' ...lady '830' billy...'if i go, do you wanna see it with me?' lady '...no'