Mr_Taxi_Man
Arse! Its kebab o'clock, It's time to hide the condiments, I'm not salting anyone's meat anymore, and that's that...
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This bloke's got a cauliflower ear,last lady had a bunion, I fancy a stew now...
Fleshcake
My roommate's friend was being a dick, so I hid a frozen chicken wing in his coat pocket.
myunclescooter
Breath is important. If it stank, then you're lonely. If it quits, then you don't have to worry that it stanks. Remember that.
myunclescooter
One of my balls is really small but I still get the job done, ya know. A small ball don't make a man, son. Remember that.
yobernz
Ok, so my myspace life is officially over...received a friend request from my mom.
ikhwansopa
Best way to learn is from the best. One is read their books. The top is listen to their minds; Twitter it is. The why - http://bit.ly/6xcP4B
groovyflamingo
Working out later. And by working out, I mean shopping at the mall.
GreenCristina
I just had an awful thought, and I was right: Fawlty Towers fanfiction exists.
otown
I think Hollywood animation and the web are merging. Anyone agree? http://bit.ly/36SmFh