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daisysf
Late for work b/c as I was running for muni realized I forgot something at home: my bra. Oops!
martinvars
To rule in NYC u need $, in San Fran talent, in Paris elegance, in Madrid humor, in London all of the above.
lizaunson
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ddlovato
I can thankfully say I have no enemies... just ex-boyfriends.
vanillatwist
Was just caught in a threesome in the darkroom with Homer and Dillon.
mossty34
Sorry to bother you @oliviamunn , but my girlfriend said you are the only one she would have a threesome with. Yes or no?
aplusk
Thankyou social media. You have given an individual (all of us) the power/ truth back. That's something to compete for!!!
lizaunson
thinks it's funny how that girl in the commercial bought a PC for less than $1000 when she's gonna have to spend more than that to fix it.
samantharonson
Karaoke is always a better idea before the mic is placed in your hand