petewentz
If I ever decide to start all over. I'm not going for dynamite. I taking me apart brick by brick. Becuse they all mean something.
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meeshmeesh
Thoroughly grossed out. There were crabs on the toilet seat at work.
daisysf
OH: "If everyone had the sex I had last night - even just once a year - there would be worldwide peace." (I have the luckiest friends ever.)
Bigalrick
Idea of the day: Twittermail! post little cards to all your mates telling them you've just had a poo/are going for a walk.
JasonCalacanis
Carol Bartz, CEO of Yahoo, drops the F -word on first conference call.... I'm buying Yahoo stock based on that. #stocktwits #fuckyall
cloganese
Similar to an R2 unit on Tatooine, this sun is giving me a bad motivator.
oliviamunn
Best part of it being so hot? I get to test out my new vagina sweat pads- patent pending.
johncmayer
Don't be afraid to be the jerk taking pictures. The same people who give you a hard time about it will ask you for copies of them.
nicolerichie
Joel just looked at a childhood pic of me,(i had a bit of an afro) & said "Honey you look cute,you look like beauty & the beast the tv show"
