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BrentSpiner
Hiding in a bathroom stall till lights go down. I'll sneak in. This is the perfect place to be. There's a very good chance I might vomit.

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BlakeLewis
@samualred hahaha. never. just think its silly. But then again. I am Silly. Cheers.

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scottnonstop
miss california is a CUNT wtf is she doing parading against same sex marriage? gtfo with ur fake titties!

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xirclebox
LMAO!! my boy just told me that he got hit on by a girl speaking klingon

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medeasin
Passed out at 9pm. Woke up 10:30pm to sound of wife's vibrator. Went back to sleep.

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KrystalSmith77
We just got our Blake Lewis T-Shirts a few minutes ago, can't wait to try thwem on! Sooooo Awesome!

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kristinhersh
glow in the dark puppies! finally...

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molls
Licking the keyboards at work. I'm not going to be sick alone.

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brucejeffers
When I go into the kitchen late at night for a snack, I try not to leave the light on very long because it wakes up my fish.

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molls
Well, I just got my period. That's awesome. Spent 2 weeks thinking I was going to have a fetal alcohol sitch on my hands.

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