amandamcneil
Accidentally used body lotion with mica in it. Now I'm sparkling like a Twilight vamp.
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maddyline
@BarbieStyle I just bought a new Barbie doll the other day, and you're already reminding me to buy another with your perky marketing? Nice.
law_and
HEY do any of the "rich" tweets EVER reply to us "poor" tweets? If not, im goin back to Facebook...
law_and
Famous people TWEET the red carpet cause their famous. Me and my friends TWEET toilet paper cause were da SHEEE-IT!
Real_Ron_Artest
Everytime I see the "Nuggets" I think of testicles. Yo Carmelo, you play for a pair of balls!
jemelehill
if you give the clips the top pick, isn't that like giving pookie from new jack city another lookout job?
IBGPN
@panndyra Don't blame my dog because some stripper took all your cash and told you no touchy in the champagne room! It is a great name!
SherifHedayat
Some guy in check out line at Walmart suggested infant only line. Genius! NOT!
Kudoskookies
Sometimes you feel like a tweet, sometimes you don't.
damiella
Apart from getting roofied, it was a pretty decent weekend.