happybanana
This is not the greatest tweet in the world... it is a tribute... a tribute to the greatest tweet in the world.
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nicepeter
General #Petraeus had prostate cancer. The leader of our military got fingered in the ass, repeatedly.
megfowler
sarah palin's quitting politics like ann coulter's quitting evil.
WSJ
BREAKING NEWS: Prosecutors get a $170 billion judgment against Bernard Madoff. Ruth Madoff agrees to give up nearly all ass..
jasonpontius
Active labor! Beatles on the stereo, Kate's facebooking, we sent her dad on a beer run. Yay home birth!
KrystalSmith77
WARNING, MY NEXT FEW TWEETS WILL BE ANNOYING.
dylanmckay
just did a load of laundry. now i'm pre-rolling up all my sleeves for the week. saves time in the morning, man.
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