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BlakeLewis
just picked up my doggie! I love my lil bud

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medeasin
Passed out at 9pm. Woke up 10:30pm to sound of wife's vibrator. Went back to sleep.

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daisysf
OH: "If everyone had the sex I had last night - even just once a year - there would be worldwide peace." (I have the luckiest friends ever.)

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nicolerichie
Joel just looked at a childhood pic of me,(i had a bit of an afro) & said "Honey you look cute,you look like beauty & the beast the tv show"

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ddlovato
I can thankfully say I have no enemies... just ex-boyfriends.

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vanillatwist
Was just caught in a threesome in the darkroom with Homer and Dillon.

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mossty34
Sorry to bother you @oliviamunn , but my girlfriend said you are the only one she would have a threesome with. Yes or no?

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