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RAtheRuggedMan
Shove that Mix CD up your ass before I hurt you. Your music is Garbage.

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kaylanileixxx
my ball came off on my hood piercing...took 3 of us to put the freakin thing back in....now I am back to bling bling in my ting ting

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michaelianblack
Spending the day feuding with @mshowalter has left me tired, but not as tired as when I was fucking his mom.

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KarenAlloy
Blargity blarg! Am I drunk? I feeeeel drunk! Hey! Hey! You! Omg I <3 u Sooooo much! Blargity? Blarg?

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DawnACrawford
hahaahha - @bcwritr you might want to pick-up this hashtag - RT @AnthonyDSanders great photos http://tinyurl.com/l2cvnp #wifeistheshit!

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EasyLeesy
I'm thinking of writing a book. "confessions of a sexed up badger". Fictional erotica about a badger losing his virginity to young girl.....

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cockpuncherEli
OMG! Britney Spears went on a photo shoot and forgot she was on her period & bleed all over some expensive gowns....just like a white bitch

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EasyLeesy
Wingardium Leviosa. Viagra for Wizards

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law_and
Famous people TWEET the red carpet cause their famous. Me and my friends TWEET toilet paper cause were da SHEEE-IT!

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Real_Ron_Artest
Everytime I see the "Nuggets" I think of testicles. Yo Carmelo, you play for a pair of balls!

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