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jonoei
#GroanerOfTheNight Watching Cowboy Traders, ep2 about a dodgy rental agency: "....Adele won't be chasing payments"

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iamJDC
#ThingsNotToSayDuringSex May my rod be ever in your flavour. #HappyHungerGames

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iamJDC
Nothing spells epic fail like getting a paper cut from trying to tear open a Hansaplast band-aid packaging strip.

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iamJDC
Why don't television shows say, "You will be delighted to know that this programme contains strong sexual content"?

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CRZ
TWITTER RULES: Agonize all you like over painstakingly crafting the perfect witticism, but it will never get as much response as a butt dial

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Connan22
lot of pit bulls in the field this year looks like the coaches went for strength over smarts, lots of penalties to come #puppybowl

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Connan22
I cannot believe bailey is still hungover from the #puppybowl yesterday #getItTogether http://t.co/rjMUMLqI

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AdrienneReno
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it

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iamJDC
Romantic films always give women unrealistic expectations. Just like guys after watching porn flicks.

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iamJDC
The only thing we have to fear in life is fear itself. And an empty coffee pot in the morning.

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